kidsolo wrote:
Sounds like rugby league is in trouble to me.
It sure is kid and has been since the start of the Super League war back in 1995
Here is a little ditty about the CEO of the NRL
The Plastic NRL Man
Late last night I was watchin' the tube
When I saw the most incredible thing
They built a new mechanical man
Looked just like a human being.
I started to become terrified,
Good God it was makin' me sick
And then I began to realize
It was no one but Giddy up Gallop
Yes, it was Giddy up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
Giddy up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns,
He does what a human can,
It was Giddy up Gallop from the NRL,
The genuine plastic man.
There is no real in the NRL
like we once could say
But now our boys won't stay in the NRL
To bring our teams victory.
Where are the new rugby league immortals
Have they got something to gain ?
Who will come to lead us
In our hour of pain ?
Why it's Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
It's Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns,
He does what a human can,
He's Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL,
The genuine plastic man, hey!
Oh my God, it's terrible
Here in the heart land of League.
He wants the Grand Final to go to Brisbane
Is it the Banana Benders he's trying to please ?
The Super League war really still keeps going on and on
And the fans won't respect the "Boss",
It's even said that League is dead,
When will it ever stop ?
Hey, it's Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns,
He does what a human can,
He's Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL,
The genuine plastic man.
And across the board room tables
They thrash out the salary caps
But the players are leaving in droves,
Mainly to the Yawnion rats.
Pass the word to the fanatical herd
That Rugby League again will reign supreme,
When we get rid of Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Someone needs to punt his butt today
Hip hip hip hurray.
Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
Hip hip hip hurray.
He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns,
He does what a human can,
He's Giddy Up Gallop from the NRL
The genuine plastic man, oh yeah,
He's the genuine plastic man, oh yeah,
He's the genuine "fark up" in the game today.